thememedaddy:

well-only-mostly-dead:

I really can’t get over Twitter people being like ‘it’s time to bring back tumblr’ as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

funnytwittertweets:

nicollekidman:

original sin (insider trading)

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

thoodleoo:

can i offer you a nice roman mosaic plate of mushrooms in this trying time

interretialia:

ἐρημόστομος -ον / eremostomus -a -um “口寂しい,” “having a ‘lonely mouth’”
  [ἐρῆμος “lonely” + -στομος “-mouthed”]
  [ἐρημο- + -στομο-] stems
  [ἐρημο- + -στομο-] with Connecting Vowel
  [ἐρημοστομο-] new stem
  [ἐρημόστομος] nominative singular
  [eremostomus] eremostomus Latinized

(Fons Imaginis.)

guerrillamydreams:

silly-jellyghoty:

just-me-bimyself:

charlesoberonn:

memewhore:

Archeologist 20,000 years after horses go extinct: *cries* I don’t

That comment is one of the most accurate things in studying history.

I can feel the pain already

Sometimes when I’m high I like to imagine arguments in the far future about what kind of milk or eggs were in our recipes. I hope the main opposing factions would be divided over whether the milk was from dogs or cats because “what other mammals were in the vast majority of households back then?”